Rode Thoughts Dixie Diesel Gazzette 12-26-07

There is a feeling out here on the big road. Towing a rig or pulling a load. Its you, the truck, snow covered highway and maybe the cb and hopefully me inside your radio to keep you company, entertained and hopefully a little bit better informed than you were the last time you tuned into me. Which makes me snort Delo 100 (that's a brand of oil for you none trucking types) is when I get an email from someone I am depending on to provide you some relationship and sexual 411. This Sue McGarvie hope I spelled that right wrote me this email thinking I had other ideas other than her voice inside my studio and being delivered into your radio. Excuse me? I guess those who are somewhat geographically challenged do not realize if a guy needs to get some serious sweat in a bed, the brothels in Nevada are not that far away nor are they that expensive. Which means if I need to releeve preasure from under my jeans its a heap amount easier to go there rather than have someone fly in here from Canada or some other place long ways away to get in the heat of sheets. Which brings me to something that many flat do not understand. In 1975 when the first show of Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio came out of our original studio it was understood by both the Rode Eaglez Association and the Hazzard County Knytes that I would do the radio show as long as I could still be going towing and trucking. I did not want to be phoney, like so many at the time that walks into a radio studio to do what they think is trucking radio, wearing a chain drive wallet, ball cap, and yet have never drove a rig, does not have a CDL, and has never been 100 miles from no where with an inside dual tire flat with 80 head of cattle in a bull trailer. That's the person I do what I do ths radio for. Anything or anybody else is just side fat , the real meat is to be the real voice of the working truckers and towing professionals of this nation. Sure my show has always pushed the mountain a bit, in 1978 Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio was the only radio station and network in the mountain west that brought live, flag to flag NASCAR action into truckers cabs every Sunday. We brought Dr Ruth into your cab and we talked about topics that few if anyone would talk about, mainly real issues and concerns of real long haul truckers, towing pros. The 5 CMA's I hve won, the many other honors that have came my way while nice it only means something good when one of you says that something I did on the air helped you in some way. Any mile in a few short weeks the switches will be turned on and the mighty Hazzard Mountain highways and Mountain west will once again be trucking to Dixie Diesel Trucker Radio, with or without Sue and or anyone else who does not ant to get on board or someone who does.

Nuff Sedd

I Need sleep.

L8R

The

AyreWolf

Last highway of 2007 Dixie Diesel Gazzette DEC 24 2007

Howdy fellow gear splitters. It is the last full week of the year 2007. A year I'll be glad to forget. A year where I lost not only things but nearly my soul, and yet overhaul I was able to get on. That ability was made possible only by the Great White Spirit. As the year winds down like a stubborn Jake brake, I'm looking at a bunch of things that are good, and as much as I love getting into the ayre, I have seen where I should be and that be why I started back into media anything in the first place, to get in the face of not only those in the Rode Eaglez Association but also every consumer in this nation that they remind themselves that evrything they consume was delivered by truck., And as they flow over the road they be reminded when their go is no that we who tow are in the know. I have discovered that Christmas eve is no time to get anything business wise done. Only retail firms are open catering to those last day shoppers. Which sadly enough is not me. Once again I pull up Christmas with nothing under the tree and no money to do anything, which is good sort of that way I let the season move on and not remind myself that My mom an Dad ain't here to share it with . I have discovered at least looking at myself in the mirror that the best thing I can do is to get my butt and trucks moved back where all this started from. Okay so I have to tell Nancy and a few others like my cousin Bud that they were right I was wrong and that I got lead down a rosey path that was lined with thorns. Too many things to overcome that are not worth the return income. So I am working from the concept of rolling out the remaing 4 months of my lease here in Pocatello, end of March roll over to the Burley/Rupert area, get me a place to hang my head live there for a year or use the shop I have rented there, to get both Southern Eagle Xpress and Dixie-Eagle Diesel Shop running in the area, then look at buiding the media werx in Boise in late 2008 or mid 2009. All of which I hope I live that long to see and as always to git-r-done. Next Monday I'll relate the whole story of 2007.

Happy Christmas and an Open Highway New Year

All the good numbers to ya'll and er kin.

L8R

The

Rode

Wolf

Hong Kong Phooey on MicroSoft or should I say MicroCrap?

Its that time of year again when all too many people go out and buy some pricey and heavy duty electronics. One of those pieces of electronics is of course the mighty personal computer or PC, before you do hear this, do not install much of MicroCraps stuff. And don't count on MicroCrap to be dependable. Things like OutLook Express and of course trying to use some of MicroCrap's sister MSN. However do depend on Google. I have said it many times in my blogs I depend on Google and much of its programs. The reason is simple, it all works, and Google will warn you if they are going to be down for a time, or if something your having trouble with Google will suggest a work around. The only thing I wish Google would come up with is a direct ability to write my blog and upload it via Open Office, like MicroCraps Office 2007 allowed me to do. Case-n-Point. Got a reminder from Hotmail that the Rode Eaglez MSN site was again active, so I forwarded it to both my OutLook addy, as well as my Google Gmail addy. Which one do you think got it? Yeppers my Gmail addy. But not my OutLook Express addy. Which may be my fault sort of since I have not paid up my local ISP bill which that outfit is part of Cable One which is good but Cable One cost me $500.00 and cuzz of that when that $500.00 is gave back I'll pay up that bill. Until then I'll pay only the minimum there, that's another story for a different time, its vote with your wallet not just make noise. By the highway if you wondered what happened to Fridays installment it was mostly that all day Friday I just could not wrap my brain to drain on a computer for that matter anything. After a Thursday night of going towing since its snowing here, hey its that time of the year , but that a a depression bout, I did not do anything cept snooze. And Saturday here is not my best day either no matter what my bio energy clock sezz/. I think maybe I need a go away tune up. And after the holidays. So in closing I say Hong Kong Phooey on MicroSoft/MicroCrap, my advice put buying a computer on ice and buy your truck something nice.

I had a dream that I can't forget

Before I get to my thoughts on a happening I know many of you must be wondering about the TV show Monday. I went to the studio did my thing and it looks like I'll be live on ch12 in Pocatello every Monday at 17:00 hours so tune in okay? Second lifes vision right now is to continue to build the enterprise under Southern Eagle XPress and a radio station with the call letters KAWR or Ayre-Wolf-Radio hey it works so we get down to Git-R-Done. So if any onbe want to contribute to our equipment buying project send what ya'll can to: AyreWolf Radio 1335 South 5th #219 Pocatello Idaho 83201 OKAY? Alrighty then, as I slept last I dreamt about this shop in west Layton Utah. Not that I ever in my wrenching career had I had a shop there but the dream seemed so eal I could smell the grease and used oil, plus the same blister on my finger that I injured in my dream, from putting up the chain on the storage yard fence is still on my finger now that I'm awake. There is no way I could have went there last night given the weather and no gas money , but yet the fact is the blister is on my finger and he thoughts I had while I was sleeping are still on my mind and its kind of creepy. So because the guru of 11 is Google I punched in the question and did not get any direct answers but did see a few in the ball park. Although most of the responses are directed towards women. Excuse me, but as far as I know and I'd really know, but I did not get a gender change, but the question now is do women dream more than men or is it that women are more likely to retain dream images more than men? More research needs to be done here on this quetion, but if any of you have an idea here please let me know okay? But could this dream be telling me that a return to the Beecrap state be in my future? Stay tuned.

The Eagle is awakened A new year is dawning

Welcome to my highway for a Monday. Some really sweaty things happened over the weekend at several meetings held in and around the Mountain West region at least for and about our organizations. First for the main financial body of the Hazzard County Knytes , the secondary parent group of our group, is going to shift gears, grind the clutch and get into its new life. As some of you may or may not know. When the Hazzard County Knytes was formed it was by the financial grace of my parents who owned and ran what was named Eagle Star Farmz of West-Point(Hazzard) Idaho. In 1998 bringing Eagle Star and our truck service company together we formed Dixie Eagle Trucking. However most thought the name Dixie was a name of a woman rather than the name of things of the deep south. That being that in 2002 the home sponsor of our groups was renamed Southern Eagle Trucking. And the LTL(Less, Than Truck Load) division was named Southern Eagle XPRESS or SEX yes I know sounds kinky but it worked. Still does. With that in your brain let me drain here. Over the weekend of last the officers of The Montgomery Trust, the financial board of Southern Eagle Trucking/Southern Eagle XPRESS, and the membership board of the Hazzard County Knytes met in Pocatello of all places wish KPIF manager Brian had been there, any mile the decision is to rework across the entire operation , everything under both Southern Eagle Trucking as main parent company and the co-parent Southern Eagle XPRESS, which will be the name what has been Dixie Towing will run as for the next 3 years. Up to this point the concept hazz been to rename the tow division as BlackSheep Towing in honor of the USMC combat squadron created by Maj(Col, Boyington) and still flies today. Which is part of the problem. To name our towing division BlackSheep Towing means that permission, needs to be gained from the USMC, The D-O-D and the still operational fighter squadron. All of which can take up to 36 months. With a Presidential race underway now is not the time to do that, so we are holding the rename until that can be done. The reason that a rename needs to be done at all is that ; A there is two different firms in America running as Dixie Towing. One is on the banks of the old Miss, as a tugboat company and another in Alabama. B; here in Eastern Idaho Dixie Towing hazz been shot so many times in the foot that before we shoot ourselves in the head a rework was called for. That being that again repeating Dixie Towing will run for the next 3 years as Southern Eagle XPRESS in essence without S.E.X. nothing gets done. Okay then that said te membership council of the Hazzard County Knyteshave decided to rework the Rode Eaglez Association into being The Dixie Truckers Association. Just a bunch of folks who love tricked out and classic big trucks, including of course Tow Trucks. In America there is only one organization that caters to kustom commercial trucks. The, North American Show Truck Association. Now if one is watching TV any now days all these hot trucks being churned out on Trick My Truck on CMT, knows that these owners are going to want to get together to show off these classic kustom long haulers, what better outfit to gather them together than the Hazzard County Knytes as the Dxie Truckers Association. In essence a hot rod structured group for those who love and enjoy big rig trucks. Finally today I begin work on building a TV show on the local cable access channel in Pocatello/Chubbuck Idaho originally for the BlackSheep Vintage Aviation Association sibling of the Hazzard County Knytes. However with the weather as it is can't fly much and with things for our group as it is I'm going in to build the first news and trucking lifestyle TV show of and about well, Trucking. Until our next coffee stop all the good numbers to you.

The Rode Dawg

All they want to do is dance Dixie Diesel Gazzette

I thought I had discovered semi-Paradise the other night going to Club 91 here in Pocatello. Finally a resource I thought to gain some traction in the action of finding some sweet hiney to be on some of our TV ads and all for the Rode Eaglez as well as for Dixie Diesel Radio. What I found was a bunch of stick ups that would rather shake their cans in front of a bunch of guys where they might get nabbed. Why any good woman besides the easy money would dance in front of a bunch of men to encite a riot is not just in my mental data bank but hey what can I say I'm from Hazzard County. Saturday night I wandered in for a burger and a coke hey your going to see pay at least $7.00 for a good burger any way might as well go where you can at least enjoy it where you don't have to listen to a bunch of kids or near pregnant women. Say like at McDonalds, so in I went. Inside was this chick who looked like Angelina Joele in combat gear. Not a bad look in front of a warbyrd , but the problem at least for Club 91 is that the real entertainment was behind the bar not out where the Bikini dancers were. And since our little Princess was not working why stay and with winter setting in and snow I decided to just stay home. The idea of going out a hammering down a bunch of brews and taking the chance at a DUI arrest is not high on my list as it might have been in years gone by. Guess this ole Rode Dawg is just getting to old to go out and play like that. Don't get me wrong a brew and song is not all that bad , but hey this area is too much Mormon to allow anything good that way so why do it? But the question remains in my brain, if a woman or younger lady needing feed money and that all important college money would go out and prance and dance when they could make money doing the on camera video thing in front of some hotter rydes is beyond my hyde much less my head. My thoughts on A Saturday night, oh how I wish I was back in Hazzard County

Am I the only one with any real money

Have you ever got to thinking that you are the only one on planet earth here with any money? More over that your the only one with any intelligence left? More over do you feel insulted when these web sites ask you a survey of just how well they are doing? Then do you love to stick it to them by answering the question like , "Because your too frigging stupid" Then of course there are the spam ads. From giving you something to make you have a bigger pecker to telling you that you need another credit card and oh by the way even though the cyber cops are out lets have you stare at me on my MySpace page all bare assed naked. I mean just what is our nation getting to here? On the same highway have you ever noticed that if a task your doing becomes a bit difficult or your getting stressed a bit, that something like a fan in the background seems to go faster? Have you ever thought hat the ladies,(you know its a woman cuzz no guy would do this) but the gal at city hall watching traffic cameras is getting a real laugh as she flips the light green just as your taking a dip of snuff or lighting your smoke, it never fails it'll happen every time, trust me haulers/. Well do you believe that two gear splitters in Illeenoise are getting their time in the lime light as the news services like CNN and all swarm all over them about which haiuler took that Stacey Petersons body and is now triucking it west? I knoiw its going west since I talked to a gear grinder oer the cb that knew of the deal. If it isn't a few gear splitters going after some free press its Senator Larry Craig getting hammered for taking a dump in a airport somewhere where some queer cop did not get the chance to get any rocks off so he is giving our Senator the shits and that is getting folks pissed here in our grand state of Idaho. Our Redneck world needs to git-r-done resqued, that's fer shure. The honey for talent money never showed up Sunday morning and I kinda knew she wouldn't as well as this one that werx at this stop and grab I go to down a few blocks yonder from the Rode House here. Now I can unerstand it I mean with all this shit going on about abductions and all many young honey do not want to come into the Rode House hre and get ate by the big bad AyreWolf here. Which I will say I would not eat either of em but cain't quite be honest and say I wouldn't at least scratch , sniff, and maybe nibble on a nipple hey I cain't hep it after all its ben 7 years since I got to feel much less get tight with something serious, so hey if its here I say Olay lady, and let's Git - R -Done. Any way 3' and 8's and all them good numbers to ya'll we be down on the side,

L8R Taters

AyreWolf

Dixie Diesel Gazzette for Friday

Dig this I was nearly headed to the sand bags nd this hottie that lives downstairs from me and some fat dude comes to the Wolfs Den . Tit was an invite to partake of a few brews and some pizza. Grad so far, but as always happens in these things this hottie gets ticked at her dude, heads for bed and it was lights out on that. Alrighty then what makes this gig earlier this evening is that it was mentioned that my mop might need to be better groomed, so that is tops on my list for December. December now begins a new highway here for the Rode Eaglez, the BlackSheep and the Hazzard Knytes. After years of blood sweat and tears we might finally be in a spot where we can bein to not only get a blurb on tv once in awhile but a weekly then twice weekly then once a day tv show for things Hazzard County along with the rest of the operation.
It means we have immediate access to pro TV gear that we did not have just a few years ago, and it is the beginning of the rebuild. By mid year LexiBelle will be done wearing the badges of the BlackSheep and ready for battle on Idaho's highways. At that time Lil LexiBelle will be getting some needed and very serious surgery, and should be done by October 2008. At which time I start looking for home quarters in or near Boise, and in next year this month I can pack up Lil Lexi, move o Boise and know that our groups TV station and media werx are running on all 8 cylinders that its all under good managemnt and all I need o do is send tapes in for my shows and the rest is me turning a wrench running my tow truck and flying. And crap media will not be anything I need to worry about. But from the way my hair looks perhaps I do need a hair cut.

Its not nudity Dixie Diesel Gazzette

Okay so we are not even talking seatcovers at least not yet but something that looks like nudity somehow just gets your attention. Of all the TV channels on cable Spike seems to have gotten the idea, and is truly living up to its billing of being the first TV channel for men and provides a glimpse into the minds of us guys. Yes us male corpucles. Why should the TV always be for wome? More over why is it that 3 out of 5 TV ads are directed to or about a product used by a woman? Granted women do dress and primp more than most gear splitters and ayrenutts I know but still the fact is does all women need to have so much media directed or programmed for them? Okay then they did up this thing tother night on this thing that Spike calls Manswers. Where the Question was asked how can you tell if its a honey for money or a cop? One answer was ask her if she'll do nude model pictures? Ah right sure I'm going to pay a lot lizzard to take photos of her. If I'm doing money for honey I want laid. Of course my thoughts here is lets have coin operated honey shops(brothels) legalized nationwide, not just Nevada, so that if a guy needs to get his rocks off he can go git-r-done for a few hundred and be done with it. Okay I was thinking and no I ain't been drinking I am seriousy wondering how long the city of Pocatello is going to allow me to be on their cable access channel. Before I get to far into it all I am going to set up some kind of studio and production operation to where we can still git-r-done cable channel 12 or not. Copy? Oh and yes lets talk about under arm pits that stink, even women. The other day I wondered into this choke-n-gag and discovered as soon as she uncovered her arm pits that it was not just monkey hair under there, she stunk. Okay I was out with an associate, whose brother owned this eat-em up, so I really tried to be tactful, but when this chick finaly delivered the USDA steer meat covered in cheeze, as soon as she brought up her arms, I just ould not hold back and I really puked and gaged. Later I told Doug my associate friend that either his brother does something about employee hygene or forget the Rode Eaglez or the Hazzard Knytes making that eating scene. So I'm going back next week to see if she finlly got her beef clean know what I mean? L8R Haulers except once more before I close the door, the word HOOKER means tow truck not coin operated beaver. Got it? Until we truck this way again.

Dixie Diesel Gazzette for Tuesday

When your crotch itches i might indicate its time to wash your shorts. Welcome to my world. The world of a highway in the desert northwest through a distant community of legnd called Hazzard County. Where we see things not as they are but as they should be. So buckle up ya'll.

So here I was sitting here at the Rode House hen I gits this phone call and its from some dude that duzz up them thar web thing sites. He sezz he's got a feller up yonder in Idaho falls that'll call me and we can hammer out the web gig for all the BlackSheep, from those with planes and brains in the clouds right down to us trucking and towing here on the ground. Kinda kuel don't ya'll think? Copy that. Now then went up yonder to this local channel 12 cable access thing got the BlckSheep as well as us in the Rode Eaglez a TV slot and all will begin production on December 10th so they say. It tain't the Dukes but it'll be as close as Kotex, like I always say, Kotex is not the best thing in the world but its right up next to it. Went to Old Spices web site, that thing where ya'll could make your own Old Spice TV spot is kapuit but what else is new nothing stays to become a klassik , Rodger D? So we got some snow, didn't do much in tows , got two but shoot I ain't bein greedy but a few more would help me gain some green. Going to go git my hair cut next week, since I'm gittin hair all over everything. Last, sittin here at the Rode House, took off my drawers and have discovered that the lack to domestic hygene these last few weeks since I moved here, from the Burley, area is really starting to pollute my nose anbd so Ithink it be tyme next week to give some attention to the ole Wolf.

Until L8R Ground Aviators

The AyreWolf

Welcome to the Hazzard County Highway

Welcome to the Hazzard County Highway or as we call it the Dixie Diesel Gazzette. Trucking news and all done Hazzard style. Okay then haulers. Thanksgiving is now as of this grand hour of o4:57 hours, the holiday of stuffing, stuffing in our faces and the fights between family members who were forced to get together for the holiday is over. Here at the Rode House when we all git together after the feeding is over and the male corpuscles roll into the front room to supposedly watch football, and the females go into to clearing all them thar dishes and all us guys have our family bi-yearly business meeting. And we did. The results brought out some serious conclusions. First everything Hazzard County as far as our company is concerned is not going to git burned, however it will get redirected and retitled. The entire operation will go trucking and towing as simply Southern Eagle XPRESS, or and I like this sort of S.E.X for short. So that we keep things rolling in the right direction and that being forward, instead of backasswards, the ole reliable Dixie Diesel Shop will get to being us in both Rupert and Rigby Idaho and in Evanston Wyoming. A big gig on an ad project will roll out for that in mid 2008. Now this is not to say that BlackSheep Towing and all that hazz been thrown out with the bones of the Thanksgiving turkey, but the company as of yet is not ready in many ways to do that justice, and do it in a way to honor Pappy Boyington and the rest of the 214 in the proper way. That and the fact that doing things under that handle still has to be cleared with the D-O-D and the 214. So in the short haul of another year it's still in most ways still Dixie and all that goes with that. Nuff said. Here in the Dixie Diesel Gazzette I'll be letting you know about things going on in the trucking industry, exploring the trucking lifestyle and keeping you all up to date on the goings on with the sibling of the BlackSheep Vintage Aviation Association called the Rode Eaglez. So in closing, for another year we all will be going trucking and towing Hazzard style.

L8R

The

AyreWolf