Okay so we are not even talking seatcovers at least not yet but something that looks like nudity somehow just gets your attention. Of all the TV channels on cable Spike seems to have gotten the idea, and is truly living up to its billing of being the first TV channel for men and provides a glimpse into the minds of us guys. Yes us male corpucles. Why should the TV always be for wome? More over why is it that 3 out of 5 TV ads are directed to or about a product used by a woman? Granted women do dress and primp more than most gear splitters and ayrenutts I know but still the fact is does all women need to have so much media directed or programmed for them? Okay then they did up this thing tother night on this thing that Spike calls Manswers. Where the Question was asked how can you tell if its a honey for money or a cop? One answer was ask her if she'll do nude model pictures? Ah right sure I'm going to pay a lot lizzard to take photos of her. If I'm doing money for honey I want laid. Of course my thoughts here is lets have coin operated honey shops(brothels) legalized nationwide, not just Nevada, so that if a guy needs to get his rocks off he can go git-r-done for a few hundred and be done with it. Okay I was thinking and no I ain't been drinking I am seriousy wondering how long the city of Pocatello is going to allow me to be on their cable access channel. Before I get to far into it all I am going to set up some kind of studio and production operation to where we can still git-r-done cable channel 12 or not. Copy? Oh and yes lets talk about under arm pits that stink, even women. The other day I wondered into this choke-n-gag and discovered as soon as she uncovered her arm pits that it was not just monkey hair under there, she stunk. Okay I was out with an associate, whose brother owned this eat-em up, so I really tried to be tactful, but when this chick finaly delivered the USDA steer meat covered in cheeze, as soon as she brought up her arms, I just ould not hold back and I really puked and gaged. Later I told Doug my associate friend that either his brother does something about employee hygene or forget the Rode Eaglez or the Hazzard Knytes making that eating scene. So I'm going back next week to see if she finlly got her beef clean know what I mean? L8R Haulers except once more before I close the door, the word HOOKER means tow truck not coin operated beaver. Got it? Until we truck this way again.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Its not nudity Dixie Diesel Gazzette
Okay so we are not even talking seatcovers at least not yet but something that looks like nudity somehow just gets your attention. Of all the TV channels on cable Spike seems to have gotten the idea, and is truly living up to its billing of being the first TV channel for men and provides a glimpse into the minds of us guys. Yes us male corpucles. Why should the TV always be for wome? More over why is it that 3 out of 5 TV ads are directed to or about a product used by a woman? Granted women do dress and primp more than most gear splitters and ayrenutts I know but still the fact is does all women need to have so much media directed or programmed for them? Okay then they did up this thing tother night on this thing that Spike calls Manswers. Where the Question was asked how can you tell if its a honey for money or a cop? One answer was ask her if she'll do nude model pictures? Ah right sure I'm going to pay a lot lizzard to take photos of her. If I'm doing money for honey I want laid. Of course my thoughts here is lets have coin operated honey shops(brothels) legalized nationwide, not just Nevada, so that if a guy needs to get his rocks off he can go git-r-done for a few hundred and be done with it. Okay I was thinking and no I ain't been drinking I am seriousy wondering how long the city of Pocatello is going to allow me to be on their cable access channel. Before I get to far into it all I am going to set up some kind of studio and production operation to where we can still git-r-done cable channel 12 or not. Copy? Oh and yes lets talk about under arm pits that stink, even women. The other day I wondered into this choke-n-gag and discovered as soon as she uncovered her arm pits that it was not just monkey hair under there, she stunk. Okay I was out with an associate, whose brother owned this eat-em up, so I really tried to be tactful, but when this chick finaly delivered the USDA steer meat covered in cheeze, as soon as she brought up her arms, I just ould not hold back and I really puked and gaged. Later I told Doug my associate friend that either his brother does something about employee hygene or forget the Rode Eaglez or the Hazzard Knytes making that eating scene. So I'm going back next week to see if she finlly got her beef clean know what I mean? L8R Haulers except once more before I close the door, the word HOOKER means tow truck not coin operated beaver. Got it? Until we truck this way again.
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