Okay so we are not even talking seatcovers at least not yet but something that looks like nudity somehow just gets your attention. Of all the TV channels on cable Spike seems to have gotten the idea, and is truly living up to its billing of being the first TV channel for men and provides a glimpse into the minds of us guys. Yes us male corpucles. Why should the TV always be for wome? More over why is it that 3 out of 5 TV ads are directed to or about a product used by a woman? Granted women do dress and primp more than most gear splitters and ayrenutts I know but still the fact is does all women need to have so much media directed or programmed for them? Okay then they did up this thing tother night on this thing that Spike calls Manswers. Where the Question was asked how can you tell if its a honey for money or a cop? One answer was ask her if she'll do nude model pictures? Ah right sure I'm going to pay a lot lizzard to take photos of her. If I'm doing money for honey I want laid. Of course my thoughts here is lets have coin operated honey shops(brothels) legalized nationwide, not just Nevada, so that if a guy needs to get his rocks off he can go git-r-done for a few hundred and be done with it. Okay I was thinking and no I ain't been drinking I am seriousy wondering how long the city of Pocatello is going to allow me to be on their cable access channel. Before I get to far into it all I am going to set up some kind of studio and production operation to where we can still git-r-done cable channel 12 or not. Copy? Oh and yes lets talk about under arm pits that stink, even women. The other day I wondered into this choke-n-gag and discovered as soon as she uncovered her arm pits that it was not just monkey hair under there, she stunk. Okay I was out with an associate, whose brother owned this eat-em up, so I really tried to be tactful, but when this chick finaly delivered the USDA steer meat covered in cheeze, as soon as she brought up her arms, I just ould not hold back and I really puked and gaged. Later I told Doug my associate friend that either his brother does something about employee hygene or forget the Rode Eaglez or the Hazzard Knytes making that eating scene. So I'm going back next week to see if she finlly got her beef clean know what I mean? L8R Haulers except once more before I close the door, the word HOOKER means tow truck not coin operated beaver. Got it? Until we truck this way again.
Thursday, November 29, 2007
Its not nudity Dixie Diesel Gazzette
Okay so we are not even talking seatcovers at least not yet but something that looks like nudity somehow just gets your attention. Of all the TV channels on cable Spike seems to have gotten the idea, and is truly living up to its billing of being the first TV channel for men and provides a glimpse into the minds of us guys. Yes us male corpucles. Why should the TV always be for wome? More over why is it that 3 out of 5 TV ads are directed to or about a product used by a woman? Granted women do dress and primp more than most gear splitters and ayrenutts I know but still the fact is does all women need to have so much media directed or programmed for them? Okay then they did up this thing tother night on this thing that Spike calls Manswers. Where the Question was asked how can you tell if its a honey for money or a cop? One answer was ask her if she'll do nude model pictures? Ah right sure I'm going to pay a lot lizzard to take photos of her. If I'm doing money for honey I want laid. Of course my thoughts here is lets have coin operated honey shops(brothels) legalized nationwide, not just Nevada, so that if a guy needs to get his rocks off he can go git-r-done for a few hundred and be done with it. Okay I was thinking and no I ain't been drinking I am seriousy wondering how long the city of Pocatello is going to allow me to be on their cable access channel. Before I get to far into it all I am going to set up some kind of studio and production operation to where we can still git-r-done cable channel 12 or not. Copy? Oh and yes lets talk about under arm pits that stink, even women. The other day I wondered into this choke-n-gag and discovered as soon as she uncovered her arm pits that it was not just monkey hair under there, she stunk. Okay I was out with an associate, whose brother owned this eat-em up, so I really tried to be tactful, but when this chick finaly delivered the USDA steer meat covered in cheeze, as soon as she brought up her arms, I just ould not hold back and I really puked and gaged. Later I told Doug my associate friend that either his brother does something about employee hygene or forget the Rode Eaglez or the Hazzard Knytes making that eating scene. So I'm going back next week to see if she finlly got her beef clean know what I mean? L8R Haulers except once more before I close the door, the word HOOKER means tow truck not coin operated beaver. Got it? Until we truck this way again.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Dixie Diesel Gazzette for Tuesday
When your crotch itches i might indicate its time to wash your shorts. Welcome to my world. The world of a highway in the desert northwest through a distant community of legnd called Hazzard County. Where we see things not as they are but as they should be. So buckle up ya'll.
So here I was sitting here at the Rode House hen I gits this phone call and its from some dude that duzz up them thar web thing sites. He sezz he's got a feller up yonder in Idaho falls that'll call me and we can hammer out the web gig for all the BlackSheep, from those with planes and brains in the clouds right down to us trucking and towing here on the ground. Kinda kuel don't ya'll think? Copy that. Now then went up yonder to this local channel 12 cable access thing got the BlckSheep as well as us in the Rode Eaglez a TV slot and all will begin production on December 10th so they say. It tain't the Dukes but it'll be as close as Kotex, like I always say, Kotex is not the best thing in the world but its right up next to it. Went to Old Spices web site, that thing where ya'll could make your own Old Spice TV spot is kapuit but what else is new nothing stays to become a klassik , Rodger D? So we got some snow, didn't do much in tows , got two but shoot I ain't bein greedy but a few more would help me gain some green. Going to go git my hair cut next week, since I'm gittin hair all over everything. Last, sittin here at the Rode House, took off my drawers and have discovered that the lack to domestic hygene these last few weeks since I moved here, from the Burley, area is really starting to pollute my nose anbd so Ithink it be tyme next week to give some attention to the ole Wolf.
Until L8R Ground Aviators
The AyreWolf
Friday, November 23, 2007
Welcome to the Hazzard County Highway
Welcome to the Hazzard County Highway or as we call it the Dixie Diesel Gazzette. Trucking news and all done Hazzard style. Okay then haulers. Thanksgiving is now as of this grand hour of o4:57 hours, the holiday of stuffing, stuffing in our faces and the fights between family members who were forced to get together for the holiday is over. Here at the Rode House when we all git together after the feeding is over and the male corpuscles roll into the front room to supposedly watch football, and the females go into to clearing all them thar dishes and all us guys have our family bi-yearly business meeting. And we did. The results brought out some serious conclusions. First everything Hazzard County as far as our company is concerned is not going to git burned, however it will get redirected and retitled. The entire operation will go trucking and towing as simply Southern Eagle XPRESS, or and I like this sort of S.E.X for short. So that we keep things rolling in the right direction and that being forward, instead of backasswards, the ole reliable Dixie Diesel Shop will get to being us in both Rupert and Rigby Idaho and in Evanston Wyoming. A big gig on an ad project will roll out for that in mid 2008. Now this is not to say that BlackSheep Towing and all that hazz been thrown out with the bones of the Thanksgiving turkey, but the company as of yet is not ready in many ways to do that justice, and do it in a way to honor Pappy Boyington and the rest of the 214 in the proper way. That and the fact that doing things under that handle still has to be cleared with the D-O-D and the 214. So in the short haul of another year it's still in most ways still Dixie and all that goes with that. Nuff said. Here in the Dixie Diesel Gazzette I'll be letting you know about things going on in the trucking industry, exploring the trucking lifestyle and keeping you all up to date on the goings on with the sibling of the BlackSheep Vintage Aviation Association called the Rode Eaglez. So in closing, for another year we all will be going trucking and towing Hazzard style.
L8R
The
AyreWolf
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