INTO THE KOUNTRY

If your like most of us genuine kountry male corpuscles through the last ratings sweeps you might have caught one of those big countdown shows. VH-1 does one called I love the whatever, CMT one of the same family of Viacom does many countdowns from the best girl bands to the hunkiest male performers, but my question is where the hell do they find these guest commentators? Most are either from TV shows that died to actors who have no current job and the list goes on, but if they really wanted to find someone to do that comment crap they could sure as hell call me. Then you see the featured shows and you wonder who picked those shows? Hell I never saw half of them but considering that I was unfortunately raised in the Mormon paranoia of both northern Utah and Idaho, so most of anything good never made it on a TV show in my neighborhood. Hell I was 8 years old on a trip to DisneyLand before I ever saw Howdy Doody, and Buffalo Bob. However taking off on the era of the 1980's I purtty much came to the party in fact in the 1980's I also came at the party and I'll let ya'll finger what that means. The tunes were hot, the women dressed even hotter the hot metallic looks of the halter tops that gals wore, the neon nylon hose along with a solid colored leg warmer, radical T shirts that could be custom  made at such stores as T Shirt Plus a chain store based in Waco Texas yes that Waco Texas. We had the best franchisee in the nation in Twin Falls at our T shirts plus cuzz we had this hottie named Heidi that brought me from being cold to very heated and it did not matter what the temp was outside.  Of course in the 80's at the same mall, the Blue Lakes Mall Twin Falls Idaho where Fred Meyer has their store now, was where I first found out what made a female tick.  Her name was Tammy, she drove a hot Mercury Futura ZX7 ah that was a kuel car but she was even hotter. She worked at this women's ready to wear store, and very often although I would make up stories about why I was in the store she soon decided to make me all the much warmer in the back of the store. Ah yes I too loved the 80's. But the fact is I think we were innocent minded then. Getting a gal in front of a camera to publicize an event of the Hazzard Rode Warriors or to get a pic with a truck that was trick for a publication was as easy as putting a notice on paper and putting it on a bulletin board at GearHeads or a hair salon. Not so today, women are just not that way and both genders have their heads still in the shell after the hell of 9-11-2001 . Before that the numbers either meant the 11th day of September or the ninth month of the year or the number you dialed to get the fuzz, or meat wagon rolling. 911 was also the name of perhaps the most educational reality show ever produced. They ought to do that now.  However I think too 9-11 should have also been a serious wake up call to, too many people who have their ass's hanging out and are way to smug for their own good.

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